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Female The body parts that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." |
Male The organ of mooning (and farting). |
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Female A desire to get married and raise a family. |
Male Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. |
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Female The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. |
Male Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys. |
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Female Good movie concerts play or book. |
Male Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges. |
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Female An embarrassing byproduct of digestion. |
Male An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding. |
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Female The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business. |
Male What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up? |
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Female A woman who makes love to other women. |
Male A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on. |
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Female The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. |
Male What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink? |
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Female A device for changing from one TV channel to another. |
Male A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes. |
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Female Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking to make sure it's good. |
Male Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad prior to tossing it out. |
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Female Any part under a car's hood. |
Male The strapfastener on a woman's bra. |
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Female Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. |
Male Playing ball without a cup. |
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Female The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship. |
Male Food, sex and beer. |
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