Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?

Every woman marries for love, even if it's only love of money.

When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".

They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.

Always turn simple statements into big productions.

Small talk is important.

You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.

They make you take the garbage out.

Miss a period and they go wild

Many a girl thinks she is fond of sports until she marries one.